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Las Vegas should capitalize on the cruise industry’s recent nightmares

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It’s time to show the cruise industry’s customers what a real good time is.

These days you can’t go cruising without stewing in your own poop. Triumph, Elation, Legend—they’re all floating toilets. Most recently it’s the Dream. Overflowing restrooms, feces on the floor, an unsanitary nightmare. What should Vegas do about it? Go on the offensive! Hit the cruise industry when it’s down. Here’s a potential new LVCVA slogan: “Your toilets don’t have water in the middle of the ocean? We’re in the desert and our toilets flush every time!”

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