Stolen: One iPhone car charger cable with FM transmitter. An old phone charger is all you’re taking after going to all that trouble? Nice haul. Not.
Safe and sound: A black camp chair. An ’80s mixtape. A used teal yoga mat. Rubber, camo flip-flops. An old tea kettle. Because break-ins should always be followed by Downward Dog and a nice cup of tea. And that’s a quality mixtape, man.