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team cats, all the way. and who wants to be "normal"?

Well, Joe, our friendship has been fun while it lasted.

My roommate has a cat that acts like a dog: poops and pees everywhere it's not supposed to and very affectionate. We also used to have a dog that acted like a cat: pooped and peed where it was supposed to and sat under the coffee table otherwise.

I mean, the only redeeming thing about cats is when they act like dogs. But the pooping and peeing thing can only win them so many points...

Having been so good to me in the past, my first impulse steered me towards the overworked and underrepresented greyhound (45 mph couch potatoe) with their aerodynamic body and oversized head. I figured he/she could pull me along on my [sic] mtn. bike, and also help out with the chicks!
But, a wise man, also proposed the idea that it might be a little too brutal on the pads...
So, with me first, the dog second, and the chickie's last, I've been considering a more futuristically peaceful shih tzu, perhaps, a jack russell {here in paradise}.x
Atomic Dog 4 min 14 sec

Cypher, I agree that this guy is wise....especially 'cause I think a lot of chicks might be afraid of the greyhounds. Or maybe that's just me. Still, would be better than a cat. Can't walk a cat.

Cats are much better than dogs. I know because I am a cat. Will a dog purr in your ear? I think I have proven my point.

A dog will not purr in my ear, and that's just one of the many reasons why I like dogs. A purr coming from a woman is lovely, a purr coming from a cat is just confusing.

When cats are sick enough to eat dog crap instead of the other way around - then I'll change my mind.

Look, Chediski, I'm not saying eating cat poop is a good thing...but since when is pride a virtue? Sin for humans, sin for cats.

Hi Rick, where I see your point about health-care, I am a cat that walks with my person on a leash. I heel, I run and I understand "Free" to mean that I can explore.
Like people and dogs, every one of us is different. It is rather course (and anti-PC) of you to lump us into one CATagory based on species.
To further the point, my person's last cat was a feral that brought in a tick that gave her Lymes, so you really can't generalize without glossing over a lot of detail.

This is the beautiful analogy of problem that people on both sides of the health-care debate seem to have encountered. We have serious problems that need to be solved in a global way. A viable solution will only come from an intimate and empathetic understanding of both sides of the debate. Without that we can never come to the full measure of the issue.
Im' just saying... purrrr

TK,

First of all, I'm saddened to hear your human puts up with you walking him or her around on a leash. He or she probably sees this as "cute"...letting you lead the way...but I see that it's clearly just bringing you one step closer to the world domination you seek. So if your human is reading this, I urge him or her to TAKE CHARGE, HUMAN!

In the case of the cats v. dogs debate, I think the only viable solution is some sort of statement by the President acknowledging that "Dogs are better than cats." Or something like that.

I concur, dogs are indeed better. Even though man's best friend chewed a motorola phone, headset to a ps2, and countless of other electronics, you can still forgive dog. They can adapt to the sense of action to consequence.