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CES’s blue booth babe

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Please think of something original to say to her.

My roommate is working the Consumer Electronics Show. She’s a “booth babe.”

Specifically, she’s working the Nvidia booth, dressed as a World of Warcraft Draenei Priest. She keeps calling the game “World of Warlords” or “War of the Warlocks,” but nobody seems to mind.

Here are the top five things that the hundreds and hundreds of attendees have said while posing for a photo with her:

#5: “How tall are you?”

#4: “Do you need help taking that paint off?”

#3: “How many inches are your heels?”

#2: “Can I hold your weapon?”

#1: “Avatar!”

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