05.30.12 · 2:22 PM

Pretty girls vs. food porn

My girlfriend got a summer job at Venetian, so I’ve spent a lot of time at the casino these past two months. I park on the garage’s 7th floor, take the elevator down to 3, and walk through the hallway that leads from the valet to the Coffee Bean & Tea Leaf. A couple weeks back, I saw something funny happen in that hallway: A couple, holding hands tightly, was walking towards me. Suddenly, the guy, about 150 lbs heavier ... Read more...

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05.23.12 · 2:14 PM

Unimpressed, lions

I just visited the San Diego Zoo, and let me tell you, a lot of animals suck. Even the supposedly good ones, like the lions. They just lie there and look at you. And the pandas? Terrible. First of all, there was only one panda on display, and he—I don’t actually know/care about the animal’s correct sex—was facing away from us, sitting behind a log, eating a piece of bamboo. For like 20 minutes. Bravo, panda. That said, a couple ... Read more...

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05.4.12 · 9:41 AM

Board game hypocrisy

When it comes to board games, all y’all are a bunch of posers. Let me explain: Everybody goes on and on about how much they love Stratego, Catch Phrase, and Apples to Apples. Most of my friends claim a particular affinity for board games. And they’re always telling me that they’re going to hold Board Game Nights and invite me. Never happens. Everybody talks the talk, but nobody plays the play. And when people do play the play, they don’t ... Read more...

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Cocktail of the Week May 15, 2013
by Sabrina Chapman

The Golden Pillar: An architectural cocktail built for XS

This Sunday, XS nightclub celebrates the grand reopening of its after-dark pool party, Night Swim. Along with the bash comes a new offering of signature cocktails served by the pitcher, ...
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