March 31, 2009 · 2:50 PM

A list of those who won’t take up residency at The Joint at the Hard Rock Hotel

By John Katsilometes

David Hasselhoff.

Illustration: Chris Morris

Who will be the act/band/performers to open the new Joint at the Hard Rock Hotel? The new resident performer will be announced tomorrow, officially. Here’s an authoritative, accurate top 11 list of who won’t be that performer:

11:The Pete Best Band.

10: Caress of Steel.

9: David Hasselhoff.

8: Vixen.

7: Milli Vanilli.

6: Bananarama.

5: The Divinyls.

Starland Vocal Band at a rock festival - from YouTube.com

4: The Starland Vocal Band.

3: Lou Bega.

2: Lipps, Inc.

1: Spinal Tap.

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