Las Vegas Weekly

April 12, 2010 · 9:38 AM

Heidi Montag’s buxom exposure; Spencer Pratt lives up to his name

By Robin Leach

Heidi Montag at Liquid Pool Lounge in Aria on April 10, 2010.

Photo: Denise Truscello/WireImage

If your own sister won’t talk with you, is it any surprise that many others -- unrelated -- would feel the same way? That’s the conclusion a lot of people came to over the weekend with the (continuing) strange and annoying behavior, this time in Las Vegas, of the aptly named Spencer Pratt.

Spencer had no qualms in letting his buxom plastic surgery-enhanced wife Heidi Montag show off her body for the first time post-surgery in a bikini. Looking like a life-sized, busty Barbie, Heidi attended Liquid Pool Lounge at ARIA in MGM’s CityCenter on Saturday afternoon (we posted a photo gallery ASAP on Saturday night), but, oh, the rude -- and often vulgar -- demands that came along with it from Master Pratt!

Let’s point out first that Heidi herself, who has admitted to no less than 10 cosmetic enhancements in one day alone, said on the red carpet that the Hills twosome are now doing separate and different creative things. She also has dumped him as her obsessive and possessive manager and hired a psychic to handle her affairs. Sure sounds as if the start of separate lives is like the beginning of a breakup. And what does he do now anyway?

I can’t make this stuff up! My mind is not this fertile or creative. It also beats anything a Hollywood scriptwriter could conjure. Holly’s new-look face and body quite honestly defy description. She admits that she has had to give up jogging, now wears a bra all the time (heaven forbid!) and confesses that she’s near the dangerous and top 800cc limit of silicone volume with her 700cc.

Check out Twitter.com/Robin_Leach for other Heidi plastic surgery-related videos, including one from her doctor and her startling confession as to how she almost died while under the knife! And here’s a YouTube video of Heidi at Liquid showing off her assets:

Las Vegas writer Doug Elfman accurately described them as Hindenburgs and then joked that you could hide evidence or lose money and the remote control in there. He added that they could be used as the Jaws of Life to save people in a car wreck. There’s definitely something monumental about them, but to me a lopsided look to it all, yes? I’m prejudiced because I favor au naturel and not an overbalanced marathon surgery that produced its own triple-D arsenal!

So as Heidi literally spilled out of her revealing two-piece, barely there, bejeweled bikini, rumors flew that Master Pratt was cutting money deals wherever he could -- even though he had a signed contract for their weekend on Las Vegas’ tab! He says the show-everything bikini is one of her new designs from her own swimsuit line from the Heidi Montag Collection, news of which was a surprise to many folks.

“He simply irritated, annoyed and upset a lot of people he ran into this weekend,” I was reliably told. “He was rude, arrogant and spoke badly and down to people.” It’s no wonder he wasn’t invited to sister Stephanie Pratt’s weekend parties at Lavo in the Palazzo. (He most recently acted out on ABC’s The View.)

It’s impossible to end this story about Heidi’s new body and bikini without this quote from her as her ill-received and ill-conceived record Body Language played in the background (Heidi reportedly invested $2 million of her own money on the failed album): “I’m excited to show the world my new body, as I haven’t been in a bikini since the surgery.”

She told my colleague Mark Gray from People: “I’ve been working out really hard so I could be ready for this moment.”

Nothing more need be said, except that the world of fleeting fame ticks onto its 15 minutes in Hollyweird!

Robin Leach has been a journalist for more than 50 years and has spent the past decade giving readers the inside scoop on Las Vegas, the world’s premier platinum playground.

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