Las Vegas Weekly

February 9, 2009 · 7:56 PM

V is for Anti-Valentine’s Day: Khloe K. celebrates singledom at Tao

By Melissa Arseniuk

Sisters Khloe, Kim and Kourtney Kardashian at LAX on New Year's Eve.

Photo: Jordan Strauss/Getty Images

It can’t be easy being Khloe Kardashian.

Heck, it can’t be easy being Kourtney Kardashian, either – I mean, really: Any not-nearly-as-hot sister of Kim Kardashian has to have a hard time.

Khloe, however, probably has it hardest of all. She’s the almost tranny-looking Kardashian sister; the least-charming aspect of the Keeping Up with the Kardashians trifecta.

Making matters worse, Khloe’s love life pales in comparison to that of older sis Kim, who is head-over-heels with New Orleans Saints’ running back Reggie Bush.

Indeed, Cupid’s arrow has not come easy to the 24-year-old brunette. After a reportedly tumultuous seven-month courtship, she and Minnesota Timberwolves guard Rashad McCants called it quits late last month.

But! Instead of throwing in the towel, the youngest Kardashian is raising her glass to her rediscovered singledom and is throwing a special anti-Valentines Day party at Tao.

Not that she’s bitter or anything.

Unlucky in love on one of the most unlucky days of the year, Khloe’s party will take place on Friday, Feb. 13th.

The hostess announced her soirée on her Web site on Friday.

“Hey dolls! Just wanted to let all of you know that I'm hosting an ANTI-Valentine's party (yes that's right, I said ANTI) and you are of course all invited!” she wrote.

“Come and party with me!” she urged. “I hope to see you guys there!!!”

The response, however, was less enthusiastic.

“OK, Girl. You only knew that fool for 6 (sic) months, it was long distance and he cheated without hesitation. Please dismiss him out of your system immediately. Excessive drinking is not the answer. It will age you too,” one reader, “Suspect,” said.

Another respondent, Ellen, commented, “You sound like a looser!!!” – though one cannot be sure if Ellen’s post contained a typo or appeared as she intended.

Of course, not all of the feedback was negative. Some readers pledged their support for the newly single socialite, and a handful of I-would-if-I-could-but-I-can’t-so-I-won’t excuses were given. (“I’d love to but I’ll be busy doing [something] in [some other city]…”)

The fete with the privileged party girl will feature a $20 cover charge – though local ladies are invited to party in the presence of reality show greatness (er, mediocrity) for free.

Red carpet arrivals are scheduled to start at 10 p.m. on the 13th, though it is unclear who will be walking said red carpet – or if a more appropriate black carpet will be used.

Either way, plan on one Kardashian, lots of booze and plenty of partiers lamenting their loneliness and maybe even looking for love this Friday night. If you’re still single on Saturday morning at least you can use the hangover as an excuse for staying in bed all day.

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