Las Vegas Weekly

May 7, 2009 · 5:07 PM

Celebrate the hot M.I.L.F. in your life

By Jennifer Grafiada

Stifler's mom, the original M.I.L.F.

In honor of mothers who are proud to sport cleavage and a belly button ring at the grocery store while a kid clings to their miniskirt, de-virginize their son’s teen friends or show up on Dr. Phil for stealing their daughter’s boyfriend, The Bank is holding their annual M.I.L.F. party on Sunday. Because, let’s face it - in Vegas, Mother’s Day is M.I.L.F. Day.

“We want to drum up as many hot moms as possible,” proclaims Jake Saaday, director of marketing for The Bank. “We’re honoring Las Vegas moms.”

The Bank has held MILF celebrations for years, but this Sunday they are hosting a contest, where the hottest baby mama will earn herself a cool five grand – just one more way you can parlay that nice rack, hundreds of hours of Pilates sessions and good genes into cash money.

Any local mother is eligible to enter. Winning is based on crowd participation, and the contest will end at 2 a.m.

While many mothers claim their children’s love is all they need on Mother’s Day, five thousand dollars and being called a sexy piece of post-childbearing ass seem like a great gift to us. Cougars on the prowl may even find a hungry cub to bring back to the den to continue the celebration. When mama's happy, everybody's happy.

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