It seems Rockhouse Bar & Nightclub is doing its spring cleaning a tad late this year. Then again, owner Jonathan Fine celebrated his Imperial Palace ultra-dive bar’s official grand opening just shy of its three year anniversary.
In the interest of storage space, those kidders at Rockhouse will be hosting a “Going out of business sale”—mock, of course—every Tuesday in May beginning tonight, 10 p.m.-5 a.m. The “Everything Must Go!” beverage bargains include select bottles, which will be flying off the shelves for as little as $25, with two-for-$5 beers, $5 Jager Bombs and Cuervo margs.
And just to keep the good-natured confusion alive, enjoy “Grand Opening” specials every Wednesday with two-for-one well drinks and domestic bottles and $5 shots all day long. Sometimes going out of business can mean big business—just ask the pawn shops.