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One-Minute Romance: At the intersection of J-Date and Frenemy

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Girlfriend - "You coming to my party tomorrow night?"

Me - "I’d love to but I have a date, sorry."

Girlfriend - "Is he hot?"

Me - "Yes!"

Girlfriend - "Is he Jewish?"

Me - "Yep."

Girlfriend - "Is it David?"

Me - "Yeah…"

Girlfriend - "Oh. Ok, I’ll lay off that one."

Me - "That would be great, thanks."

Awkward silence. Exeunt.

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