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AVN 2012: They said it

January 23rd, 2012

Lynn Comella's favorite quotes from the sexed-up week that was.

  • AVN is back this year with a new look and more; Lynn Comella breaks it down

  • Just call Bobbi the Susan Lucci of porn.

  • It's sort of like Maxim meets Dawn of the Dead

  • While its officially touted as a trade show, with all the trappings of such like keynote speakers, badges with matching lanyards and sponsored nightclub parties, it's just as much a show for the fans.

  • Chatting with the guys who waited for hours in line because they, uh, don't watch porn?

  • Apparently, the third time isn't as charming.

  • Porn star Bobbi Starr gets historical and gauges her place on the porn pecking order.

  • Porn star Bobbi Starr weighs in on dressing for an X-rated convention.

  • ...and all through the Expo Center plenty of creatures are stirring.

  • It isn’t too soon to start thinking about, researching and prepping for that porn-centric week in early January.

  • Is this sports or porn? Sometimes, it's hard to tell.

  • Face-melting Turkey Day meals, rocking pajamas on the Yuletime Xpress and a drive to the North Pole (Experience)—it's time to shake your holiday season up!

  • Opulence, decadence, excessive ornamentation and extreme wealth.

  • The most common mistake they make is thinking bigger equals better.

  • The program places local youth from single-parent and low-income homes on skate teams, pairing them with adult skate mentors.

  • "That seemed to be the right thing to do. Let’s do an album dedicated to all of our drunk, dead friends."

  • Macaulay Culkin’s pizza-themed Velvet Underground cover band handed out pizza. #MetaMoment

  • Plus David Sedaris at Smith Center and secret pot stickers.

  • Black celebrates his first EP with a release party on November 21.

  • And there's still time to donate! But seriously, check out her donation reminder videos. You won't be disappointed.

  • The stars align and just when you think it’s never going to happen, it happens ... to someone else.

  • The gaming machines of the future are built by teams of video-game caliber animators and artists—and they’re hitting casino floors today.

  • Also, Hot Water Music at Fremont Country Club and Death From Above 1979 at Brooklyn Bowl. Find all the details here!

  • From Pleasantville to I Love You Phillip Morris, a look back at the strongest work from Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels.

  • TV and star chef and restaurateur Brian Malarkey (“Top Chef,” “The Taste” and “Guy’s Grocery Games”) is bringing Searsucker to Caesars Palace in the spring. “Las Vegas is the big stage,” the animated Malarkey says.

  • Whatever you do can and will be used against you in a court of public opinion.

  • It’s similar to the magic trick where the woman is sawed in half, except in this trick, she is known as the Zig-Zag Girl.

  • "It took me 20 years to finally 'get' Kate Bush, so maybe one day I’ll truly, actually like Twin Peaks."