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Two befitting lines from the late, great Harvey Korman

Johnny "Monty Oakwood" Katsilometes

No porn convention would be complete without a line or two from a legendary comic actor, even if that comic actor is no longer living. But as I scanned the array of male enhancement products at the AVN Adult Entertainment Expo at the Sands Convention Center earlier today, I remembered a couple of jokes made by Harvey Korman during his last Vegas performance with Tim Conway at the Stardust in April 2003. Of Viagra, he said, "My using Viagra would be like putting a new flagpole on a condemned building." And, "Old guys just take Viagra to keep from rolling out of bed."

Good stuff, Harvey, good stuff.

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