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A six-pack of distinctive porn titles

Johnny "Monty Oakwood" Katsilometes

The adult film industry is famous for its distinctively innovative movie titles. Who can forget A Hard Man is Good to Find or On Golden Blond? Some are routine -- 8 to 4 was hardly inspired – but most often, the title of a porno film requires more thought than the plot.

Six titles I’ve seen this week at the AVN Adult Entertainment Expo that, in the wildly tolerant world of porn, merit mention for various reasons:

Not The Bradys (“Marcia! Marcia! Marcia!”), featuring Ron Jeremy as Sam the Butcher. For real.

This Ain’t The Partridge Family. I think I love you, indeed.

Erik Everhard’s Cavity Search 6. The first five installments left waaaaay too many loose ends.

Pink’s Anatomy. Dr. McDreamy is holed up in a treatment room, likely.

Who’s Nailin’ Paylin’? You betcha! This video is the No. 1 adult rental in the country! If a Joe the Plumber character (or even the real Joe the Plumber) is not cast in this film, someone should be fired ...

Bubble Butt Barbeque 2 Hey, fire up the Coleman.

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