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Tales of the naked city, from a Las Vegas dancer.

11.29.08 · 5:10 PM

A stripper thanksgiving: Adult films, tears, and a customer surrendering to the retch

At 5 a.m. on Thanksgiving Day morning I woke up and checked my text messages. In the darkness of my bedroom, I see that one of my friends just sent me a message and is, hence, awake. We seem to share erratic sleep patterns. It is a meaningful quality in my friends. I meet up with him and we have some drinks and talk for a while. We (I) decide it would be great if we went to a strip ... Read more...

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11.26.08 · 12:34 PM

Reminiscing about a giant, toucan-like meat beast

Thanksgiving is tomorrow and it will be the first year in memory that I am cooking absolutely nothing. I’ve cooked the entire meal for multiple families in past years. This year, I am going to drop in on several friends’ Thanksgivings and my degree of participation will be significantly decreased from previous years, but it will be just as important. I will be gifting whiskey. I figure we’ll all need a few drinks to deal with multiple culinary disasters, as ... Read more...

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11.22.08 · 1:36 PM

Inevitably, Mr. Cognac Breath resorts to violence

Fast asleep in the late morning of a weekday, I get a call from one of my stripper friends. “Hey” I answer, still half asleep and extremely comfortable in my high thread-count sheets with my two snuggly dogs. She was working in another state at the time. She asks, “What are you up to?” I answer honestly. “Nothing. You?” She explains to me that her boyfriend, who goes by some ridiculous alias, is at a bar on the opposite side ... Read more...

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11.19.08 · 5:04 PM

Schoolgirl costumes: A nod to pedophilia, or a mere return to adolescence ?

What do you think of schoolgirl costumes on strippers? I’ve heard various opinions on the association between schoolgirls and erotic fantasy. There are a large number of men who are attracted to schoolgirls, and I seek to fully understand this attraction. My opinion had been, until recently, that these men were borderline pedophiles, in a way. I believed that the attraction was based on the childlike quality of a school-aged girl. Men are hardwired to be attracted to youth. Biologically, ... Read more...

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11.13.08 · 1:31 PM

In Canada, stripper rules are decidedly loony

“So you’re a stripper in Vegas, eh?” asked a Canadian man at a strip club in Calgary. I answered in the affirmative. I just returned to Vegas from a short trip to Canada and, my goodness, it’s different there. Besides their keen fashion sense, which includes a love for denim and mullets, differences across the northern border extend to various other things. I was curious to find out what the difference is between Las Vegas strip clubs and Canadian strip ... Read more...

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11.10.08 · 9:19 PM

Sometimes, breaking a personal code can lead to a double-date with Eskimos

After a recent break up, I decided to accept a date when a date had been offered. It’s not that simple in this case, though. The man who asked me on a date was a customer. This sort of liaison is a big no-no by strip club rules. I believe it is clearly and specifically mentioned in every strip club contract that going on a date with a customer is against the rules. It’s not a shocker considering the exorbitant ... Read more...

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11.7.08 · 11:03 AM

What’s that on my trousers? “Stripper residue?”

I recently received a great picture from a friend. He went to a strip club wearing a pair of light-colored khakis, and after receiving some lap dances, he also received a pretty sizeable rust-colored stain on the front of his pants with a suspiciously high concentration of the residue on the groin area. He described the lap dance as very erotic. I would have called it messy. It looks like she was wearing really dark self tanner and just smeared ... Read more...

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11.4.08 · 8:05 PM

Did Halloween costume work? Oui oui!

Halloween weekend turned out to be fun and profitable. There was so much buildup that I am thinking I might even have post-Halloween depression. With all the costumes, candy and being scared out of your mind, who wouldn’t need a moment to decompress? I chose to work on Halloween because I cannot contain my good mood and positive energy and that often translates into a really good night. Customers like happy strippers and since I am such a curmudgeon on ... Read more...

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Cocktail of the Week May 15, 2013
by Sabrina Chapman

The Golden Pillar: An architectural cocktail built for XS

This Sunday, XS nightclub celebrates the grand reopening of its after-dark pool party, Night Swim. Along with the bash comes a new offering of signature cocktails served by the pitcher, ...
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