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September 28, 2008 · 9:32 AM

Steer clear of customers who want to get close

By Justice

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I met a man who told me that his married buddy, on a recent trip to Vegas, had sex with a prostitute. The married man was in town with a group of men for a bachelor party and decided to order some Vegas style “room service.” One of those men told this man’s wife about his activity with a prostitute. Naturally, she was very upset. I’m not sure how the situation was resolved but that is not the issue. Privacy is the matter of discussion.

Though it was not a smart move to brag to his buddies about screwing a hooker, should any of his friends have told his wife? Or do you think he deserved to get caught? Did they break the Man Code?

When I ran into a customer who was out with his wife, I did not ask him if he had a great time with me in Vegas. Though, my God, the sheer awkwardness might have made it worth it. I resist. It’s bad for business.

This particular man also gave me his contact information including a way to find him on Myspace. I have poked around customers’ Myspace profiles and I’ve found their wives’ profiles in their links. I see their wedding and vacation photos. I sometimes see their conversations in comments they leave for each other. They even seem happy. I think it is weird that I get to look into that fishbowl. It’s too personal, I think. I’m sure that not every wife would be comfortable knowing about the gratification her husband gets from going to a strip club or patronizing any other adult service. They should be more discreet unless they absolutely don’t mind sharing that information with everyone. Patrons want to stay in contact with adult workers outside of work but don’t always realize that we might learn too much about them. When the lines between work and real life are blurred, things can get messy.

What a ding dong! OK guys, here are the simple rules your dad should have told you about for successful (successful being defined as 'not getting caught') cheating:

1) NEVER allow ANY proof you cheated to get out EVER! i.e. like telling someone you cheated;

2) NEVER admit you cheated! (yes, this is a subset of Rule 1 but it is important enough to merit reiteration as Rule 2) When asked, say- "No dear! I never fuc&ed __fill in the blank__";

3) ALWAYS stick to your story (make it simple and as close to the truth as possible - a good lawyer um, I mean liar always does this), and

4) If you break the rules and are faced with a situation like this ding dong, then - ALWAYS Deny and make Counter Accusations of a much worse nature!

Posted by: AnnLeaGirl on 10/6/08 at 2:38 a.m. (Suggest removal)

"4) If you break the rules and are faced with a situation like this ding dong, then - ALWAYS Deny and make Counter Accusations of a much worse nature!"

Counter Accusations?? Seriously??
Uh, no... Actually if you get caught, then man-the-heck-up and be honest. If you can't be honest when you're caught, you're causing undue pain and suffering to someone you vowed to care for.

Discretion is vital! BUT if you get busted, all bets are off - be a man about it.

Posted by: CaseyDancer on 5/19/09 at 6:22 a.m. (Suggest removal)

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