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Stripped

Tales of the naked city, from a Las Vegas dancer.

08.26.09 · 4:49 PM

This birthday will not be a crazy 8

When I turned eight years old, I had a mermaid themed pool party complete with a mermaid pinata and a ton of people that I didn’t know and a lot of people who didn’t know me, like all my classmates, for example. I think I nearly drowned that year, so it might have been an insensitive choice on the part of my family to throw me a pool party but I was too young to think about things being insensitive ... Read more...

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08.23.09 · 10:56 AM

Advice from strippers is always take-it-or-leave-it

“When you’re sitting on their lap, reach your hand under your leg and grab their c*ck” a stripper told me, when I was that doe-eyed new girl. It was her advice in the matter of persuading gentlemen to accompany you to the VIP room. “Eww,” I reacted with a grimace. She rolled her eyes like I’m the new employee complaining about bussing extra tables. “You’ll get used to it.” I never could. I never will and I don’t have to. ... Read more...

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08.19.09 · 1:30 PM

This girl has ‘new’ written all over her

Thin and tall with a round butt and the tiniest boobies ever, the new girl is working her second night as a stripper. She has thick, black hair like Princess Jasmine. She introduces herself and starts telling me way too much about herself. I think her father may have been a professor of mine. I’m struck by her honesty and doe-eyed innocence. She shows all her cards and my first words to her are, “Don’t trust anyone here.” I look ... Read more...

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08.12.09 · 12:23 PM

The stuff of nightmares: A man in pursuit, and an impotent firearm

In the abyss of the VIP room, in the blackness of a small space inside the bowels of a strip club somewhere in an industrial part of Vegas, you’re naked and one-on-one with a man you just met. His brain is operating in primal mode and you need to be completely in control, both physically and psychologically, to keep him on his best behavior. Sometimes it feels like they must have eight hands, like some kind of horny, unbridled octopus ... Read more...

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08.1.09 · 8:52 AM

A $29,000 tab at a strip club? Oh yeah, it’s possible

Earlier this week, I came across a story on the Las Vegas Sun Web site about James Hackett of Andover, Mass., who is challenging a $29,512 credit-card bill for a night at a Las Vegas strip club. He filed a lawsuit on Friday disputing the amount. That figure breaks down to a $4,000 bar tab, and more than $25,000 for “unexplained services” from six different strippers. I’ll do my best to try to explain what I suspect “unexplained services” to ... Read more...

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Cocktail of the Week May 15, 2013
by Sabrina Chapman

The Golden Pillar: An architectural cocktail built for XS

This Sunday, XS nightclub celebrates the grand reopening of its after-dark pool party, Night Swim. Along with the bash comes a new offering of signature cocktails served by the pitcher, ...
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