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Tales of the naked city, from a Las Vegas dancer.

07.26.09 · 1:58 PM

Grind of dancing can wear on relationships

I got a chance to hang out by the pool with my friends, the stripper/bouncer couple that I mentioned in the last blog. I really didn’t give them enough credit. He is extremely sweet and understanding and totally deserving of my stripper friend, one of the most beautiful women I’ve ever seen in person. She is also as humble as she is beautiful. They laugh and joke and have incredible communication. They’re lucky to have each other. I sat next ... Read more...

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07.21.09 · 11 PM

In this case, job perks might include hookups for cheap steroids

My stripper friend is not good with secrets. She means well, certainly, but she’s just not good at it. She can’t even keep her own secrets. She drinks too many martinis and starts telling each person the same secret while making each person promise not to talk about it. That’s how an entire club found out that she is dating the new bouncer. When I found out, I was genuinely happy for her but at the same time not impressed. ... Read more...

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07.15.09 · 5:58 PM

A nice smile can keep you from going nuts

Many coworkers have expressed that it is a pleasure to work with me because I, for the most part, tend to be very cheerful at work. I’m genuinely happy to be there. I’m thoroughly amused by the mass hysteria that is a typical night, but it goes beyond that. Nothing really bad can happen to you at work. There are too many witnesses. There are also large monstrosities of security personnel at your service for a relatively small fee. What ... Read more...

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07.8.09 · 7:41 AM

Search for keys unlocks mystery of office fortress

Behind the dimly lit hallways of a strip club somewhere in town, I stood just inside the main office while the owner frantically looked for a missing thing. I inched my way closer to the door, feeling like I shouldn’t be in there. I wasn’t going to leave, though. I stood there in my dirty clothes and messy hair, angry and increasingly irritated waiting for the owner to find the thing that belonged to me. It was the night of ... Read more...

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07.4.09 · 1:49 PM

The consensus: New boobs are worth a squeeze

Much like a bra, my coworkers and customers ended up being very supportive of my new breasts. Several strippers even requested my doctor’s information. Of course, the locker room was full of the obligatory breast comparisons. The house mom (whose breast are enhanced) and a handful of other strippers gave them a squeeze. I got to squeeze a few too, for the side-by-side comparison. I actually met a woman with peanut-oil implants, which is a thing I’ve never even heard ... Read more...

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07.2.09 · 9:36 AM

It’s premiere time for the new boobs

My hair is dripping wet. I just got out of the shower. I am getting ready for work. I am going to work today for the first time since I got surgery, and I’m honestly scared. Everyone I know is going to see them for the first time. I didn’t anticipate that I would give two s**ts about people’s reactions but here I am, wondering if I should just take a nap instead of going to work. Saturday, I made ... Read more...

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Cocktail of the Week May 15, 2013
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The Golden Pillar: An architectural cocktail built for XS

This Sunday, XS nightclub celebrates the grand reopening of its after-dark pool party, Night Swim. Along with the bash comes a new offering of signature cocktails served by the pitcher, ...
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