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Tales of the naked city, from a Las Vegas dancer.


July 2, 2009 · 9:36 AM

It’s premiere time for the new boobs

By Justice

My hair is dripping wet. I just got out of the shower. I am getting ready for work. I am going to work today for the first time since I got surgery, and I’m honestly scared. Everyone I know is going to see them for the first time. I didn’t anticipate that I would give two s**ts about people’s reactions but here I am, wondering if I should just take a nap instead of going to work. Saturday, I made my first attempt to go to work and I failed miserably. I put on my fake eyelashes, did my hair and packed my tacky plastic shoes. I made a stop at my boyfriend’s house. I had been out of town and I wanted to spend time with him so I went. Work wasn’t especially urgent. I hung out with him for a while. I lay in bed thinking, “It’s getting late. Maybe I should wait 'til the next shift begins. Cheaper house fee.” The time came close to the beginning of the next shift. “If I stay awake for the next shift, I’m really going to mess up my sleep schedule. I’m kind of tired. I wouldn’t make any money anyway,” I reasoned. And there I slept like chicken s**t.

“Never get your boobs done,” a customer told me on the last day I went to work. “Real is so much better.” This was days before I was scheduled to have surgery. I didn’t even bring up the topic of fake boobs. He just volunteered that information. “I keep hearing that,” I told him. It’s true. I got almost no encouragement from anyone. Many were adamantly opposed to the idea. Some people are just against plastic surgery in general and some think I’m empty, superficial and way too wrapped up in being a stripper for doing it.

I love my big fake boobs now. That wasn’t always the case. I was really freaked out at first, when I saw them in the mirror. The post-operative swelling, which I mentioned before, was something I wasn’t necessarily prepared for. It was pretty ridiculous. Like giant-boob-niche porn big. The few people who knew I had surgery weren’t supportive in the first place and certainly weren’t going to baby-sit me through my whiny healing phase. I felt really isolated. I got a dangerous case of post-operative depression. I wanted to dig them out with a spoon or just curl up and die entirely. I could hear them sloshing around in my body like gelatinous parasites and I started to hate living with them. I’ve read that serious depression is not an uncommon side effect of surgery so I thought, with that knowledge, I’d be able to combat the sadness but it got the best of me.

One month after surgery, there is no swelling. They’ve settled. They’re silent. They’re beautiful. I am glad I did enough research to find a doctor I would highly recommend to any girl who is ready to go through the same procedure. I have one of the best boob jobs I’ve seen on anyone, both aesthetically and for softness. I shouldn’t be so nervous, I suppose.

I better dry my hair and put on some lipstick now. Wish me luck. It’s a big holiday weekend.

4 Comments So Far

HOW was ur first shift ? I hope well ...
U know as long as u do like ur boobies its all matters ...Ill maintin what i said;if u have nice one dont change it fake does not feel the same...
I guess vegas will be much busier than usual thursday,friday,sat...I hope u do good but too many girls doing this job, less money;bad economy... I hope u do well though since u havent worked in a while...
4 some reasons i dont like to think of my gf @work,it really makes me not feel good,it hurts me n the chest...Im not jealous but maybe its the pigs, the drunk 21 year old trying to grab her and things like that though i know she has all the tricks to avoid it ...She is the worst with money, she lived beyond her means for years and though smart has now put hersel in a situation where making 5,6k a month isnt enough and during the summer its harder so she works a lot ...So i wish her well too but id rather see al thos impoverished family hurt by the recession hit the lottery than her making billions as it would only reinforce her wrong approach of money ...

Gosh i talked like a girl again :)

take care honey!

Posted by: natkingcolebasket on 7/2/09 at 12:05 p.m. (Suggest removal)

...Was a bit pessimistic i realize:so i wish u great shifts :)
i know its summer and no convention till sept so GOO LUCK !
Hope ur bf is there 4 u,its wht in some cases we are supposed to do :)

Posted by: natkingcolebasket on 7/2/09 at 12:16 p.m. (Suggest removal)

Your many readers hope that you bounce prettily on the stage and show them off proudly. A stripper in Albuquerque told me "I worked hard for these boobs; now let them work for me." Let the fans see how you gild the lily and improve your long-practiced act. Let the good times roll!

Posted by: rrbill on 7/2/09 at 3:12 p.m. (Suggest removal)

if you love your boobs, who cares what others think! wear them proudly my dear and enjoy the holiday weekend........here's hoping to big tips to go along with your bigger boobs! ;-)

Posted by: MG on 7/3/09 at 10:22 a.m. (Suggest removal)

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