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June 8, 2009 · 11:44 PM

Well enough to line dance, well enough to lap dance

By Justice

I’m thinking about getting back to work at the end of this week. CineVegas also begins this week and runs through the weekend so I might actually be busy, which will be a good change from sitting around for two weeks doing absolutely nothing. I’ve simply spent way too much time being sedentary. I’m on summer vacation and I’m going nuts.

I’ve had a lot of time to irritate my boyfriend on a daily basis. He’s has a 9 –to-5 job, which makes our work schedules exact opposites. Since I haven’t been working, I’ve been able to channel my energy into eating all the food at his house and watching his TV. Quality time, if you ask me.

We ended up at Stoney’s over the weekend. What a strange place. I don’t think I had ever witnessed line dancing until I went there. Line dancing is like the Macarena for white people. The steps look kind of complicated so it was very surprising that in varying states of sobriety, almost every single person was able to keep up with all the steps. It was like the “Thriller” video, all in unison like that, except these people were wearing cowboy boots. After a few shots of whiskey, I found myself line dancing to “Cotton Eyed Joe,” which is a sure sign that I need to get back to work. If I’m well enough to line dance, I’m well enough to lap dance.

Healing is going well. The pain is almost completely gone. I got this weird lump near my incision that freaked me out though. I once had a beautiful German shepherd dog that had a lump like that, a benign tumor, that was a source of great fascination and entertainment for me. One time when he returned from the vet after a biopsy on the growth, I noticed a bit of liquid seeping out from under the tiny scab over the growth. Upon gentle pressure, the lime-sized cyst exploded into my hand. I kept squeezing to drain the remaining contents of the cyst. There was so much stuff in there under so much pressure that it sprayed onto the wall several times. It was like bloody blue-cheese ground-beef toothpaste kind of stuff and it splattered high onto the wall. My wall looked like a Pollock painting after this projectile bodily fluid madness. Anyway, the doctor told me that a small lump is common and it will go away. I called him on his cell phone at an indecent hour in his time zone because I was so concerned about ending up like my German shepherd. I won’t, he assured me, before I could tell him about my dog. I’m doing just fine and looking forward to getting back to business.

6 Comments So Far

Glad ur well !

BOyfriedn now, sounds like it is improving...
I wish all the best for this relationship:)
Unfortunately it seems that for most men it is hard to date dancers...
We either cant handle it and are jealous or well lets say its the girl who is a bit disfunctional... Well its not always like that of course, i know a dancer who has been 8 years with the same guy so it is possible i guess but i also know as u ahd pointed out in one of your post a long time ago dancers taht dance guys they support, or sugar daddies and are a bit greedy and those who seem well balanced like U :)

Keep healing well !

X

Posted by: natkingcolebasket on 6/9/09 at 5:39 a.m. (Suggest removal)

Glad to see you are on the mend...your spirits never sagged! Keep healing and inspiring those of us who spend our lives rocking in the chair, and watching VH-1 reality shows with our cat.

Posted by: rrbill on 6/9/09 at 6:32 a.m. (Suggest removal)

Just was wondering arent u anxious about returning to work i mean about how ur boobs will be perceived ?

THe fact that they are not real (anymore) do u think it will only ease ur ability to detach urself when a customer tries to grab or whatever , sicne they are not real i was wondering if it could have an impact ?

Are u sure it has healed enough ? Hope it has :)

How many nigts do u usually work 3or4 ? Will it impact ur schedule ?

gosh i ask so many quesitons :)

ur turn !

As suaul im bored at work ! and its is not getting any more intrestign by the minute lol :)

Posted by: natkingcolebasket on 6/10/09 at 4:08 a.m. (Suggest removal)

natkingcolebasket:

Yes, I am curious about the reaction. I wonder how many people will even notice.

They are completely a part of me now. They are real in the sense that they really do exist and they are really a part of me. If someone grabs me, they are still just as likely to get punched in the face. It will not effect my level of detachment.

I work a different amount of time every week.

Posted by: Justice_4_all on 6/10/09 at 2:40 p.m. (Suggest removal)

cool:)

knock them out mike tyson style :)

Posted by: natkingcolebasket on 6/10/09 at 6:45 p.m. (Suggest removal)

Word-E

Posted by: cypher on 6/13/09 at 6:33 p.m. (Suggest removal)

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