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Stripped

At Disneyland, we're all ears ... but not ALL ears

February 19th, 2010

I once asked a customer from Anaheim if he liked Disneyland. He didn't. He probably hates kittens, too.

  • A transsexual was being serviced in a most appropriate way, especially if you are a transsexual.

  • I didn't want to believe the news from the TV, so I just kept cleaning the kitchen.

  • A new year and a new decade have arrived, and I am grateful for the crumpled, sweaty singles in my panties.

  • I had a really nice customer on my first day back. We had a kind of an exclusivity thing going.

  • Having been felled by the flu, I lost 10 pounds and have spent a sufficient time away from stripping.

  • You drink. You get lap dances. You barf. Is it not time to call it a night?

  • The job description is a little different -- waitress instead of dancer -- and who knows how long it'll last.

  • The StripperMobile is gone, but not forgotten, and maybe it'll be back, which would be Deja Vu all over again.

  • I'm using an electronic instrument to type this blog. Guess what it is.

  • My friend who was dressed as a slutty nun is rare, and not because she was dressed as a slutty nun.

  • I've not worked since law enforcement raided my place of work. Is this a sign that stripping might have ended for me?

  • From big-name DJs to some awesome live music picks, how to get your party on this LDW.

  • From the attempted assassination of Bob Marley to post-Superstorm Sandy narratives, great reads to keep on your bedside table.

  • Dance past and present this season at the Nevada Ballet Theatre.

  • The punk icon talks Beauty & Ruin and remembers his favorite Vegas moments.

  • The best of the arts in galleries, on stages and even in the old Western Hotel.

  • The Hunger Games returns -- and so does Dumb and Dumber.

  • The Roots founder/drummer and Tonight Show bandleader brings his Soul Train-inspired dance party to the Linq this weekend.

  • Unlike its subject, who performed feats that people remembered their whole lives, the History Channel program is entirely forgettable.

  • The Martha Stephens and Aaron Katz directed flick is a ramshackle travelogue about two senior citizens taking a vacation to Iceland.

  • Do you remember when Henderson got its own Kwik-E-Mart? We do.

  • Bonus points for wearing a Milo Goes to College T-shirt.

  • Expect a zombie horde, clown army and possibly an epic helicopter entrance (pending FAA approval, of course).

  • “He was brutal when he had to be and beneficent when the opportunity arose."

  • A stoner comedy is the last thing you would expect from the creator of Mad Men.

  • Brosnan isn't James Bond, but the comparisons are unavoidable.

  • It's like Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory—with clothes.

  • Boise's indie veterans headline the Bunkhouse's reopening bash on August 25.

  • Do you know what phase of your cycle it is, Capricorn?

  • Your Face in Mine explores rebooting your genetic history.