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Stripped

At Disneyland, we're all ears ... but not ALL ears

February 19th, 2010

I once asked a customer from Anaheim if he liked Disneyland. He didn't. He probably hates kittens, too.

  • A transsexual was being serviced in a most appropriate way, especially if you are a transsexual.

  • I didn't want to believe the news from the TV, so I just kept cleaning the kitchen.

  • A new year and a new decade have arrived, and I am grateful for the crumpled, sweaty singles in my panties.

  • I had a really nice customer on my first day back. We had a kind of an exclusivity thing going.

  • Having been felled by the flu, I lost 10 pounds and have spent a sufficient time away from stripping.

  • You drink. You get lap dances. You barf. Is it not time to call it a night?

  • The job description is a little different -- waitress instead of dancer -- and who knows how long it'll last.

  • The StripperMobile is gone, but not forgotten, and maybe it'll be back, which would be Deja Vu all over again.

  • I'm using an electronic instrument to type this blog. Guess what it is.

  • My friend who was dressed as a slutty nun is rare, and not because she was dressed as a slutty nun.

  • I've not worked since law enforcement raided my place of work. Is this a sign that stripping might have ended for me?

  • Sharing the stage for a production with live camels from a nativity scene? All in a (holi)day's work for a showgirl.

  • Weekly film critics pick their 10 favorite movies of the year.

  • Weekly music critics pick their favorite live shows of the year.

  • Weekly's theater critic picks his favorite shows of the year.

  • From Electric Daisy Carnival to Kinky Boots, the last 365 days in Vegas A&E.

  • Weekly's book critic picks his favorite reads of the year.

  • Weekly's art critic picks her five favorite shows of the year.

  • Weekly's film editor Josh Bell picks his favorite TV shows of the year.

  • Plus: Robin Williams, finding Vivian Maier and thirty years after Purple Rain.

  • Half of the long-running and market-topping KXMB 94.1 “The Mix” morning radio team has announced a departure. Mark DiCiero, who teamed with Mercedes Martinez for 18 years ...

  • Ryan North has been thinking about King Midas for a while.

  • Plus new material from Love Vendetta and a SquidHat Records showcase

  • Time to start a few new traditions that don't involve Bing Crosby or Andy Williams.

  • Las Vegas’ nerd-out capital, the Sci Fi Center, has done it again.

  • Hakkasan Group initiated a major shakeup of the Strip’s nightlife business today with plans to acquire another prominent nightlife company, The Light Group, for $36 million. Morgans Hotel Group ...

  • All I wanted for Christmas were some new Imagine Dragons tracks, which didn’t seem unreasonable.

  • Extreme Thing attracted the high school and early-20s sets, who have taken to Facebook demanding answers.

  • Also: Bass Drum of Death at Beauty Bar, Zola Jesus and The Growlers at Bunkhouse.

  • Everyone knows about 2014's Zeppelin, Dylan and Springsteen sets. Here are three others you might have missed.