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February 15, 2009 · 7:28 PM

Flamingo serves it up spicy with X Burlesque

By Melissa Arseniuk

Shakeera, Cher and Jennifer of X Burlesque.

Photo: Flamingo Las Vegas

Variety is the spice of life at the Flamingo, and what a spicy life it is for X Burlesque. The routines in the adult production, which celebrated its second anniversary last week, are as varied as the showgirls it showcases.

The 90-minute set has something for everyone: blondes, brunettes; perky A-cups, curvaceous C-cups; thick thighs, thin thighs, real boobs, fake boobs. If you like women and like to see them shake what their mothers (or surgeons) gave them, you will like this show.

The program starts strong and the girls don’t waste much time before tossing their tops. While classic burlesque emphasizes the artful, prolonged tease, this isn’t your father’s burlesque show.

In celebration of X Burlesque’s two-year anniversary, the routines have recently been revamped and the cast has been given a new collection of sexy, sparkly costumes.

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The seductive dance sequences are set to a mix-and-match soundtrack featuring classic Motley Crue, new Nickelback, and twangy Toby Keith, among others. A cute and poppy routine set to Christina Aguilera’s “Candyman” is particularly pleasing, with the girls dressed in sparkly, Barbie-doll pink lingerie adorned with black lace and big, satin bows. Meanwhile, black knee-high fishnets and Mary Jane heels complete the look, generating a saucy, naughty-but-nice appeal.

The show also features a mildly disturbing tribute to the troops, where the girls flounce around flaunting machine guns, at times pointing them at the crowd. Adding to the misguided military salute are dramatic images of cross-covered hills projected onto screens on either side of the theater. While the cast looks cute in their army-inspired costumes, the routine misses the mark and for many, and is more of a turn-off than a turn-on.

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Photo: Flamingo Las Vegas

Brittney of X Burlesque.

Most of the performance, however, is lighthearted and fun.

The cast knows how to play up their girl-on-girl appeal, too, with a sultry vignette featuring two beauties and one very lucky sponge in a claw foot tub, and another sequence where three of the showgirls roll around on a big black mattress at center stage.

Solo numbers are featured throughout the performance, woven in between more grandiose group routines. While the weaker solo shows feature cheesy lip-synching, the better ones showcase some pretty impressive physical and artistic flexibility.

Unfortunately, the X Burlesque experience also includes a pathetic halftime show featuring the decidedly unsexy Nancy Ryan.

Although Ryan calls herself a comedian, her 10-minute set is more offensive and embarrassing than anything else. While many good comedians can be brilliant while being rude and crude, Ryan is not one of them.

Thankfully, when the showgirls step back into the spotlight, they give the audience plenty of reasons to forget the stand-up nightmare that came before.

The showgirls are, for the most part, a talented ensemble. While their dance and gymnastic skills are impressive, it is somewhat sad to know their ability to do anything beyond stretching and shaking is generally lost among the hooting, hollering crowd.

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Photo: Flamingo Las Vegas

Melania ofX Burlesque.

The audience is a typical collection Vegas girlie show ticketholders: Mostly middle-aged men from Middle America, with a strong contingent of suit-clad convention-goers, a handful of wide-eyed 21-year-olds, and a spattering of uniformed military personnel determined to make the most of their leave.

The most amusing aspect of the 180-seat crowd, however, is the sprinkling of stupid boyfriends and husbands who, in their infinite wisdom, decided to bring their wives and girlfriends to the show.

One might think, ‘What man in his right mind would bring his significant other to a topless revue?’ The answer, apparently, is about a dozen of them, seven nights a week.

It should be noted, however, that the smarter men who were foolish enough to bring their plus-ones to the show are smart enough to put their arm around their mate as they look on upon the sultry sea of flesh onstage.

Still, it all makes for great people watching, both on and off the stage.

4 Comments So Far

Ms. Arseniuk's cliche- riddled hack job is bad enough on its own, but for her to needlessly humiliate a performer shows a complete lack of class. Plus, she's wrong. I was at that show that night and Nancy Ryan was absolutely hilarious. She had three applause breaks in a 12 minute set, and some members of the audience stood up and cheered when her name was announced at the end.
Ms. Arseniuk clearly has an agenda when it comes to smart, strong, funny women who have more wit and style than she will ever have.

Posted by: Jackson on 2/17/09 at 10:37 p.m. (Suggest removal)

Yeah, we were there at the show, too. I don't recall any "guns pointed" at us in the crowd during a military number and the comedian Nancy Ryan, in no way, shape or form was what is described here. We thought she was really, really funny and so did everyone else who was sat around us! As for "stupid husbands", my wife brought ME to the show!

Posted by: Mark5415 on 2/18/09 at 12:19 a.m. (Suggest removal)

My husband and I have seen this show (and many others) several times. We love it all: the dancing, the sex appeal, the music, the girls' stellar performance abilities & personalities, and ESPECIALLY the strong, sharp-tongued, fiery pistol of a comedienne Nancy Ryan. I always notice how she manages to rev up the crowd and put smiles on the faces of any audience members who may have been feeling a bit uncomfortable at the start. Every time we've been to see the show, Ms. Ryan has us and the rest of the crowd roaring with laughter! She is most DEFINITELY an asset to the show. After reading this article, I am actually embarrassed for Ms. Arseniuk because of her obviously excessive bashing of a very talented comic. On a completely separate note, the military number is one of our favorite parts of the show. I will admit to being a tad bias on this one subject as my husband is in the service. We appreciate the fact that "X Burlesque" finds its own way to support & pay homage to our troops. We give "X Burlesque" and the hysterical Nancy Ryan 4 thumbs up!!

Posted by: ShowGuru411 on 2/18/09 at 3:28 p.m. (Suggest removal)

Why is it that whenever a topless show is reviewed, the writer feels the need to attack the show and its' comedian. Every few years the Weekly hires some feminist college grad who feels the need to bash these shows. And then she thinks she's being ORIGINAL by making the same cliche' remarks that the last writer wrote. This is VEGAS baby, the town was built on shows like X burlesque and others like it. If you don't like them......MOVE OUT.
As for Nancy Ryan, she is hands down one of the BEST comics in the country. Plus the audience loves her. But why would Miss Arseniuk know that. She's too busy smoking gitanes and sipping espresso at some indie coffee shop near the Arts Factory.

Posted by: monty50 on 2/19/09 at 7:46 a.m. (Suggest removal)

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