Las Vegas Weekly

October 5, 2009 · 11:59 AM

Free Dane Cook Tickets!

By Deanna Rilling

Dane Cook's looking mighty svelte. Maybe he needs to eat a sandwich.

Photo: Courtesy

Put down your sangwich from the BK Lounge or your Christ Chex and delicious pear. Dane Cook is coming back to Vegas and Las Vegas Weekly and AEG Live have your free tickets right here.

Reaching almost rock star status in the comedy world, Cook’s growing popularity (and rising ticket prices) may have had you thinking you’d be at home on October 9 and 10 listening to Harmful if Swallowed for the thousandth time. But we want YOU, the super fan with the tattoo of a monkey f—king a coconut to be at The Joint at the Hard Rock contemplating how awesome it would be to convince others you were an angel wearing jeans.

Afterall, you’ve been a fan of Cook since he started his MySpace page and performed on the Insomniac tour with Dave Attell. You know every single joke and drive your friends crazy quoting his television specials and avoid any conversation where you can’t work in one of Cook’s one-liners. And you’ve forgiven him for Mr. Brooks. So all you BAMFs hurry up and fill out the form for a chance to win seats at the show. Besides, you need some new material to regurgitate with your friends and confuse those not in the loop. SUFI!

NO PURCHASE OR PAYMENT OF ANY KIND IS NECESSARY TO ENTER OR WIN. A purchase will not improve your chances of winning. All winners selected and notified by 3PM the day prior to the show. This sweepstakes is not open to any employees who are associated with Greenspun Media Group, Niche Media Publications, AEG and/or Citi. Contest open only to legal residents of the 50 United States and the District of Columbia, must be 13 years or older to enter with parental permission if under age 18. Some concerts and/or venues require entrant to be 18+ or 21+. One entry per person, multiple entries will disqualify all related entries. Winners will be notified by e-mail and must confirm. Prize will be available for pick up at the Greenspun Media Group offices. By providing personal information, participant agrees to receive regular emails from Greenspun Media Group. Personal information will not be shared with third/parties and/or partners. Prize restrictions may apply. Void where prohibited by law.

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