The Help Desk
Where we sort it all out for you
Thu, Aug 7, 2008 (midnight)
Celtics’ Paul Pierce handcuffed during traffic stop on the Strip. And the list of reasons why we’ll never get an NBA franchise just keeps on growing.
Jerry Lewis stopped at McCarran with unloaded gun. But don’t worry—he still thinks female comedians aren’t funny, so it’s not like he’s lost it or anything.
Erotic Heritage Museum opens in Las Vegas. About time. We were just wondering how Las Vegas could add a little more sex to its image.
Victoria Beckham and Eva Longoria reportedly team up to open a nightclub. That’s funny—they’ve also teamed up in our dreams.
Fergie unveils Brown Shoe line in Las Vegas. Our favorite? Her pumps, her pumps, her lovely lady pumps.
Boyd Gaming delays construction of $4.75 billion Echelon resort. We know how they feel—we just had to put the brakes on a garage conversion.
Lake Las Vegas developers fear pipeline break could drain the lake. Remind us again: Why does the rest of the world hate us?