The Help Desk
Where we sort it all out for you
Wed, Dec 31, 2008 (midnight)
Las Vegas Philharmonic executive director fired. Why couldn’t it have been the guy with the cymbals?
Fry’s former executive charged with stealing more than $60 million to pay off gambling debts. Wow! Fry’s has $60 million to steal? Recession, our foot.
New building codes mean fireworks will not be launched from rooftops of Strip hotels this year.It’s all part of the city’s “We Can’t See Your Vegas From Here” campaign.
Stolen 850-pound emerald found warehoused in Las Vegas. Thus ends the case of the easiest-to-track jewel in the known world.
No construction fatalities in Las Vegas in six months. Sure, our schools and health care still suck, but we’ll take what we can.
Economic crisis has record number of strippers coming to town. City faced with massive boa shortage.
Las Vegas Sands lays off 500 in Macau project. Cheer up, guys—the strippers should be arriving soon.
UFC 92 does $3.47 million in business. Let’s put Dana White in charge of the economy.