The Help Desk
Where we sort it all out for you
Thu, Jul 17, 2008 (midnight)
Naked man hijacks Las Vegas bus. Well, he would have to; no pockets for change.
Starbucks to close five Las Vegas shops this month. Damn! If only there was some other venue we could find coffee at ...
Michael Jackson spotted at Las Vegas Barnes and Noble in wheelchair, wearing a trucker hat, dreadlocked wig and khaki sweater. We know what you’re thinking: A sweater in this heat?
Las Vegas man pays $1,200 to hire man to stand in line to purchase Apple’s new $199 iPhone. Gov. Gibbons heard they made text messaging easier.
Polygamist sect leader Warren Jeffs released from Las Vegas hospital. Turns out he was fine. Only now, he somehow has hepatitis C.
Sunset Station refunding tickets for Warrant concert. Turns out they were so bad, they’re being considered for their own reality special on VH1.
Rio dealers reject proposal for union representation. They say they’re going to deal with things their own way.