The Help Desk
Thu, Aug 13, 2009 (midnight)
Michael Jackson’s Neverland may be dismantled and moved to Las Vegas as a tourist attraction. Yeah, this is a ridiculous idea, but be honest—you’re really looking forward to seeing the “sleepover room,” aren’t you?.
New ads encourage California businesses to relocate to Las Vegas. It’s all part of the “It’s slightly less crappy here” campaign.
Chanel sues Las Vegas-based company for allegedly selling counterfeit goods. Has anyone from Chanel been to New York-New York? Venetian? Paris? Everything’s counterfeit here!
Las Vegas franchise of the UFL to be named the Locomotives. Because they’re powerful, they’ll go right through you ... and someone in marketing likes his model train collection a bit too much.
Auto dealership takes down 109-foot-tall flag over complaints of “flapping” noise. Reached for comment, Charles Barkley sneered, “Amateur!”
Denver Broncos’ LaMont Jordan sued for $20,000 by Las Vegas casino. Not because it was dangerous, but because keeping a tiger in your house is SO ’90s.
Nevada’s two universities make Forbes list of America’s 500 best colleges. Forbes then realized there are only 498 colleges in America.