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[Team Hangover Report]
Bunk mates
Overheard outside the teen dance club 4427 Friday night
Thu, Jul 23, 2009 (midnight)
Illustration: Dan Sipple
Prostitot: I don’t feel a thing. I want my money back.
Short guy who should probably be more discreet about his illegal career as a street pharmacist: My pills ain’t bunk. I’m on them right now and I’m rolling balls!
Prostitot: It’s been 30 minutes and nothing!
Tall E-tard: Your pupils are big so it’s in your system.
Prostitot: Well, I still don’t feel anything. You ripped me off!
Short guy: That’s bullshit.
Tall E-tard: Just wait like an hour. I took the same pills, too, but you’re fucking up my roll now with this shit.
The author to her friend: If these kids are on Ecstasy, you’d think they’d be a whole lot friendlier.
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