The Help Desk
Where we sort it all out for you
Thu, May 7, 2009 (midnight)
Bored Las Vegas teen pretends to offer baby for sale on Craigslist. Prank goes horribly wrong when Madonna and Angelina Jolie start vicious bidding war.
Gunman robs MGM Grand, takes off on motorcycle. Man! Even getaway vehicles are taking a hit in this economy.
First case of swine flu in Nevada found in Reno. Gov. Jim Gibbons quick to insist he’s been nowhere near Reno for the last few weeks.
Nevada will fall at least $900 million short of funding proposed budget. Remember the good old days when we were going to just gut education and health care? Ah, memories.
Ricky Hatton KO’d in second round by Manny Pacquiao. Instead of “Winter Wonderland” as the tune for his theme song, may we suggest “Taps”?
Hugh Hefner names Ida Ljungqvist Playmate of the Year. Word has it her chest swelled with pride upon hearing the news.
Latin Grammy Awards returning to Las Vegas. Their criterion for relocating was simple: Find a city with a pulse.