A guy totally wrote this item about Hooters
Mon, Nov 23, 2009 (4:42 p.m.)
Hooters hotel-casino, proud bastion of cleavage power, is in serious financial trouble, and will probably file for bankruptcy soon.
This is not the cleavage’s fault. It did nothing wrong. In fact, it did its job admirably, never less than perky and abundant, always showing up to work regardless of how it felt getting out of bed. And yet here it is, staring at an uncertain job market. Who knows where the cleavage will end up? Don’t say strip clubs, for then it is no longer about teasing the imagination, which cleavage does, but rather kindling temptation, which is something else entirely.
Oh, you may catch a glimpse of cleavage at a car show, but that’s just temporary employment. A mall opening? In this economy? Maybe cleavage can find full-time work in the UFL—there’s a Vegas enterprise that needs something to get people in the seats.
Located at the South side of the Strip, across from MGM, Hooters Casino is delightfully tacky, yet unrefined and embodies all that is great about Las Vegas.
That includes more than 200 Hooters Girls and live table games — including the all new i-Tables. Hooters Casino also features DJs and live entertainment, a 24-hour tropical pool and the largest Hooters Restaurant.
When you check in, you'll get a bright, colorful, comfortable room, loaded with amenities. And when you check out, you'll leave a few more bucks in your pocket to make it easier to come back next time.