Las Vegas Weekly

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Judge issues arrest warrant for Roger Mayweather after he fails to show in court. It was an honest mistake—Roger thought it was Floyd’s turn to show up in court.

New law makes it illegal to drink in city parks without a permit. Oscar Goodman is just going to opt for the lifetime wristband.

Former pitcher Shawn Chacon wanted for allegedly writing three bad checks totalling $150,000 to casino. We don’t know about you, but we’re shocked that a mediocre ex-baseball player would cheat.

Two Las Vegans arrested for allegedly operating foreclosure-rescue scam. Their victims included the elderly, the bankrupt and those who believe unicorns are real.

T. rex skeleton fails to sell at Las Vegas auction when top bid falls below the $3.6 million minimum price. Next stop: Craigslist. Just don’t search for it by typing in “Looking for bones.”

Forbes “Richest” list includes Steve Wynn, Sheldon Adelson and Kirk Kerkorian. We should, however, add that the criteria for making this list have been revised. If you still have money, you make the list.

Report: Michael Jackson’s doctor Conrad Murray had local pharmacy ship propofol to his girlfriend. So? Maybe he just had a wild weekend planned.

Cannabis Career Institute to hold seminars in Las Vegas. Plan on lots of—um—bathroom breaks.