The Help Desk
Thu, Apr 8, 2010 (midnight)
David Hasselhoff in talks for his own Las Vegas revue. We’re not sure what we’re looking forward to more—his next showstopping number, or his next drunken attack on a hamburger.
U-Haul: Las Vegas ranks second among popular moving destinations in the country. To all those people, we say welcome, but with a caveat: David Hasselhoff hasn’t agreed to a show just yet.
Report: Las Vegas Valley grew too quickly. Brought to you by the Institute for Stuff That Was Pretty Obvious About Four Years Ago.
Las Vegas begins mandatory spay and neuter ordinance. And if there are any city employees left after budget cuts, they intend to strictly enforce it, too.
Report: Justice Department officials investigating whether John Ensign and his family committed financial crime called “structuring.”This is the first time we’ve heard “Ensign” and “structure” uttered in the same sentence.
Coach Inc. sues Las Vegas companies for allegedly selling merchandise with false trademarks. The Coach Slurpees were a dead giveaway.
Las Vegas-based pro-pot group wants Sarah Palin to give pro-marijuana speech.We don’t know what they were smoking when they came up with that one, but we want it!
Lance Burton cites “irreconcilable differences” in split with Monte Carlo. Sometimes the magic just goes out of a relationship.