The Help Desk
Thu, Apr 29, 2010 (midnight)
Senator John Ensign says most Las Vegans would “take offense” at being compared with Wall Street. Just like most senators would take offense at being compared with John Ensign.
Steve Wynn considering moving his headquarters to Macau. He still believes in Las Vegas, but since China’s going to rule the world soon, he figures now’s as good a time as any to get in their good graces..
Las Vegas and Clark County may share fire services to save money.It’s very simple: If you live in Las Vegas and have an emergency, call the county ... er, the city ... er ...
Stripper-mobile owner says he plans on bringing it back to Las Vegas for Pride parade.Because nothing furthers the gay-rights cause more than semi-naked women behind Plexiglas.
Kansas City man wins trip to Las Vegas by eating 324 square inches of pizza in an hour.Cool! Vegas could use the extra vomit.
Stratosphere debuts 855-foot freefall SkyJump, the world’s tallest. The world’s second-biggest freefall? Sue Lowden’s credibility.
Cirque du Soleil plans Michael Jackson-themed show.Can we finally all just admit that if it wasn’t for Cirque, this city would be absolutely screwed?
Terry Bradshaw plans one-man Vegas show, jokes he’ll be in a thong. What were we just saying about Cirque du Soleil?