The Help Desk
Thu, Feb 18, 2010 (midnight)
Heidi Montag debuts new face, body in Las Vegas. Unfortunately, the personality transplant is still on back order.
Man sets hugging record in Las Vegas, with 7,777 in 24 hours. Surprisingly, he also set the world’s record for knees in the groin in a 24-hour period.
Gambling revenues rise 5.9 percent in December. Finally, a bright spot to the economy—people gambling away their family’s futures again.
North Las Vegas policeman’s life saved when bullet hits his badge. Jim Gibbons already hard at work trying to cut all bulletproof vests from the state budget.
Michael Jackson’s doctor returns to Las Vegas to resume medical practice. Hey, have you seen the state of health care in Las Vegas? This guy will be an improvement!
President Obama to visit Las Vegas this week.Hypocrite.
Andrew Dice Clay marries in Las Vegas on Valentine’s Day. The groom wore something bleeped and the bride wore something banned.
Clark County: Property tax revenue will fall $325 million in 2011. Um, when Obama said, “The worst of the storm has passed,” maybe he didn’t realize we were just in the center of the tornado.
Former Playmate of the Year Jayde Nicole’s image used on Vegas escort cards identifying her as “Tanya.” And another myth punctured: The sex-for-hire business is, in fact, dishonest.