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The Happiest Job Candidate in the World
Tue, Jan 26, 2010 (6:33 p.m.)
Now that it’s official that Oscar Goodman is not going to run for Nevada governor, he’s soon going to be jobless when his term expires in 2011. To wit, we offer future prospective employers his resume in advance:
Previous employment: The Happiest Mayor in the World (and mob lawyer), Playboy photographer, gin spokesmodel
Accomplishments while in office: Almost got a pro sports team to come here; promoted gin whenever possible, even to schoolchildren; fought graffiti through empty threats; played self in Casino and Looney Toons: Back in Action
Skills: Rocking a suit; smiling on demand; taking credit
References: Bombay Sapphire, Nevada Commission on Ethics, Bette Midler
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