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A poem composed entirely of lines spoken by machines in the Las Vegas Pinball Hall of Fame
Wed, Mar 31, 2010 (1:30 p.m.)
Embrace pinball, and pinball-inspired poetry, at the Pinball Hall of Fame.
Photo: Bill Hughes
What the hell are you all staring at? [1]
Details
- Pinball Hall of Fame
- 1610 E. Tropicana Ave., 434-9746
- www.pinballhall.org
Three kilos of pure dirt. [2]
I don’t want to know what’s in there. [3]
A shrunken head! [4]
Ah, camel poo. [5]
This is not normal. [6]
We gotta save the children. [7]
Get your hands off me—all four of them. [8]
I am the king of pain. Welcome to my kingdom. [9]
I can take you. I may be short, but I’m mean. [10]
Oh no, super fart bumpers! [11]
This is the only person I’ve witnessed pick his nose and masturbate at the same time. [12]
But no one can see this news program so it doesn’t matter what we say. [13]
We are not amused. [14]
[1] South Park
[2] Waterworld
[3] Elvira
[4] Gilligan's Island
[5] South Park
[6] Family Guy
[7] South Park
[8] Attack From Mars
[9] Medieval Madness
[10] Medieval Madness
[11] South Park
[12] Family Guy
[13] Family Guy
[14] Medieval Madness
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