Concierge or cop story? Take our fun and fast book quote quiz!
Wed, Jun 8, 2011 (6:29 p.m.)
Two new Vegas-themed books with strangely similar covers landed on our desks. Guess which excerpts are from You Want What??? Concierge Tales From the Men and Women Who Make Las Vegas Dreams Come True (by Mariann Mohos, $8) and which are from Confessions of a Las Vegas Motorcop (by H.D. Justice, $15)?
1. ‘Hey,’ I demanded, ‘can we please get her in the cab? And wipe that drool off your chin!’
2. Surprising me, they began asking questions about who this man was, and why he needed these satellite phones.
3. I would have put three rounds into Mr. Moron’s center mass the second he tried to take my vehicle. But that’s just me.
4. It took half an hour for the car to be re-opened, they finally managed. For a few weeks after that, the joke around the hotel was, ‘How many Secret Servicemen does it take to unlock a car door?’
1 & 3: Motorcop
2 & 4: Concierge