Checklist: Absinthe ringleader the Gazillionaire
Wed, Mar 23, 2011 (5:15 p.m.)
Best way to drink absinthe: Next to a beautiful woman. Or, if she isn’t beautiful, she should at least have large breasts.
- Begins March 28; Tuesday, Thursday-Saturday, 7:30 & 9:30 p.m.; Wednesday & Sunday, 7:30 p.m.; $69-$124.
- Spiegeltent at Caesars Palace, 731-7731
Best moustache in entertainment: I don’t think I can make this judgment, though Johnny Depp has that scruffy little thing going, and I guess it’s pretty hot. I might kiss that.
Worst moustache in entertainment: Salma Hayek. You know she gets all Frida when she’s on vacation. We don’t notice because of her breasts. But it’s there.
Your secret to getting so rich: Not telling nosy little journalists my secret to getting rich.
Stocks, bonds, or real estate? Cash. I never invest. I just like to spend money. And there always seems to be more of it. Sorry, poor people, I know you can’t relate, but it’s just so fun.
Transport yourself to the opulent and excessive Roman Empire at Caesars Palace. But the ever-changing Caesars Palace is far from ancient. The hotel and casino is constantly raising the bar for what visitors can expect in a Vegas resort experience.
Caesars Palace features 3,348 rooms and suites in five towers, including the new luxury boutique Nobu Hotel and Restaurant, which opened Feb. 4, 2013, in the totally remodeled Centurian Tower. Caesars features 129,000 square feet of gaming space, including the Strip’s largest poker room and a 250-seat sports book. Other amenities include about two dozen restaurants, a four-level shopping mall, four pools, a spa, Pure and Poetry nightclubs and Pussycat Dolls.
Dining options include restaurants from world-renown chefs Guy Savoy, Wolfgang Puck, Bobby Flay, Gordon Ramsay and, on Feb. 4, 2013, Nobu Matsuhisa.
You never know what characters you’ll run into at Caesars with regular performers like Jerry Seinfeld, Bette Midler, Elton John and maybe even the emperor himself.