Back off, robocaller. Election’s over.
Wed, Dec 5, 2012 (3:18 p.m.)
Illustration: Rick Quemado
It pains me to tell you this, Mr. Robocaller, particularly with the desperate way you’ve been hanging on after the elections, but I just don’t care to discuss the fiscal cliff with you, and I’m kind of sad that you have nothing else to do with yourself these days. I’m not saying that you should move on entirely, I just think that maybe we’re polled out for now. Perhaps you could start over. Call people just to say hi; remind us that too many cheeseburgers can kill a man or that SNL’s “Landshark” skit from back in the day is a funny game to play with friends. No? Click.