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Scorpio, you try to get everyone in a party mood, but all they want to do is extract your DNA and add it to the monster. APRIL FOOL!

Free Will Astrology

March 25th, 2015

Scorpio, you try to get everyone in a party mood, but all they want to do is extract your DNA and add it to the monster. APRIL FOOL!

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    Inspiration is a relatively small part of the creative process. Over the long haul, the more important factors are self-discipline, organized thinking, hard work, and ...

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    You may not be completely sure of what you want, Taurus, but I bet you’ll get a reward you didn’t know you were looking for.

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    Two words, Libra: Edit yourself. Observe concise boundaries and get to the point quickly. That was nine extra words.

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    Taurus, it's time to find your equivalent to the fouetté en tournant.

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    You never know when and where you may be furnished with clues about the next plot twist of your life story, Virgo.

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    Read on to find out if you need Nachkussen. And really, you're going to want some Nachkussen.

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    Pisces: You will soon discover an important truth that you have never before been ready to grasp.

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    Taurus, the cosmos seems to be granting you a license to be brazenly ambitious. Take advantage.

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    You will start going creatively crazy very soon, Libra.

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    Libras, your unsung work or unheralded efforts will soon be recognized.

  • Arts & Entertainment

    It's all about the fourth dimension, Aries.

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    Ever heard of a metaphorical pregnancy? It's coming your way, Aries.

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    Aries, you could learn a lot from Fyodor Dostoyevsky.

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    Stay well-grounded in your delight, Aries.

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    What do Arctic Monkeys and Leo have in common? Read on.

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    Scorpio, try the CliffsNotes approach.

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    Do as they would in Bull Durham, Aries.

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    Learn from the lessons of Casablanca, Taurus.

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    How does Napoleon's penis apply to Capricorn this week?

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    If he didn’t win you over from behind his turntables, his bear hug and wide smile would close the deal.

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    Great, easy comfort food from the island of Guam.

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    From pambazo to pozole, this mom-and-pop eatery does it right.

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    The retro-themed roller skating party is back in Vegas after taking a break in 2012.

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    Las Vegas excels in over-the-top VIP packages, but the latest two surpass extravagance.

  • Dining

    Chef Brian Malarkey brings his upbeat, social eatery to the Strip on March 27.

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    “When you discuss all-American, it’s blond-haired, blue-eyed, plays baseball, apple pie.”

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    Even if your bracket is a mess, this drink is a safe bet.