Let’s take a hypothetical look into Michelle “Bombshell” McGee’s hypothetical daily planner. Right after “Do Nazi-fetish shoot,” “Break up Sandra Bullock and Jesse James’ marriage” and “Apologize for breaking up S & J’s marriage” is something far more trendy than those bad-taste classics: “Capitalize on ill-gotten celebrity for financial gain.”
- Michelle “Bombshell” McGee
- April 24, 9 p.m.
- Deja Vu Showgirls
- 3247 Industrial Road
Yup, the formerly Amish tattoo model and stripper is following in the footsteps of such vanguards as the White House party crashers and The I-Slept-With-Tiger Club and putting her affair to good use in paid public appearances, including a signing and topless performance on April 24 at Déjà Vu Love Boutique and Déjà Vu Showgirls, respectively. McGee’s already been given the boot from one scheduled appearance in Miami at a Bad Girls party at the Fontainebleau hotel, presumably for being just too bad. But we trust “Bombshell” will go on as planned at her Las Vegas gig. This is Sin City, after all. McGee should feel right at home.