What a ding dong! OK guys, here are the simple rules your dad should have told you about for successful (successful being defined as 'not getting caught') cheating:

1) NEVER allow ANY proof you cheated to get out EVER! i.e. like telling someone you cheated;

2) NEVER admit you cheated! (yes, this is a subset of Rule 1 but it is important enough to merit reiteration as Rule 2) When asked, say- "No dear! I never fuc&ed __fill in the blank__";

3) ALWAYS stick to your story (make it simple and as close to the truth as possible - a good lawyer um, I mean liar always does this), and

4) If you break the rules and are faced with a situation like this ding dong, then - ALWAYS Deny and make Counter Accusations of a much worse nature!

I like Boo Boo Kitty Fu-k!

Gee whizz! What kind of momo thinks stripping (or even prostitution) is bad thing! Some of the people doing stripping or hooking are bad but not the acts in and of themselves! Stripping is hot, sexy and fun (albeit hard work) and you get paid to boot. How cool is that? I'd much rather my daughter be a stripper than pregnant for the second time at 18.
PS Your illustrations are very good! I wanna do one!

Ya gotta learn to crawl before you walk so I recommend starting out with the basic rote memorization approach! Any decent porn can supply you with a slew of dirty talk that you can just memorize and then vomit back on your customers. This is also known as the "If it ain't broke don't fix it' approach to dirty talk. And it has the added benefit of laying down a foundation or basic pattern in your brain which you can use to move on to the advanced stage of dirty talk know as 'free style' dirty talk!

As Justice points out free style dirty talk is difficult to distill into a simple formula. However, if you wanna learn the art of free style dirty talk and are having a hard time keeping a straight face, here's what you do. Just bite your bottom lip, let, out a sultry moan, do a hair flip and throw your head back so that the customer can't see your face while you practice letting off some free style dirty talk! When you look back down, note the customers reaction and if it's one of reaching into his wallet, commit that one to memory and if your customer's mouth has suddenly dropped open (and not in the good way) then very quickly say "I meant ______" and fill in the blank with one of your previously memorized stock porn dirty talk! This way you can practice your free style dirty talk so that you become proficient and learn what works and what doesn't without scarring off your customers with threats of spit covered nipple butts!

"...I never know what to tell important people. “I really like your work” would have been a waste of time for the both of us."

I think 'I like your work' is a very appropriate thing for you to say. It's an honest, heartfelt expression of appreciation! It's the 'good question and introducing yourself' that would have most likely came off as a cheesy, self serving waste of time. Seriously, as a beautiful and talented stripper (arguably, the most 'important' person in the room), doesn't it make you feel good to hear a random, unknown patron honestly smile and say 'i really liked your show' and doesn't it creep you out a bit (even though part of the job) to have a stranger chat you up?

I am reminded of an interview I once read with Geddy Lee and Alex Lifeson of the iconic rock band Rush (artists of Bradburian stature and then some). They were asked how they felt about fan adoration. They replied that while the lyrics to one of their more popular songs goes 'I can't pretend a stranger is a long awaited friend' that none the less they are always flattered and appreciative when fans express how much they love their music. It's when fans cross that boundary of appreciation and go into the realm of personal conversation that they become uncomfortable.

At the end of the day, "important" people are just people after all. I believe it would have made Ray's day a little brighter to have heard a pretty young lady say that you liked his work! That makes normal people feel good. Even the 'important' ones!