Comments by user: AnnLeaGirl
I like Boo Boo Kitty Fu-k!
Gee whizz! What kind of momo thinks stripping (or even prostitution) is bad thing! Some of the people doing stripping or hooking are bad but not the acts in and of themselves! Stripping is hot, sexy and fun (albeit hard work) and you get paid to boot. How cool is that? I'd much rather my daughter be a stripper than pregnant for the second time at 18.
PS Your illustrations are very good! I wanna do one!
Ya gotta learn to crawl before you walk so I recommend starting out with the basic rote memorization approach! Any decent porn can supply you with a slew of dirty talk that you can just memorize and then vomit back on your customers. This is also known as the "If it ain't broke don't fix it' approach to dirty talk. And it has the added benefit of laying down a foundation or basic pattern in your brain which you can use to move on to the advanced stage of dirty talk know as 'free style' dirty talk!
As Justice points out free style dirty talk is difficult to distill into a simple formula. However, if you wanna learn the art of free style dirty talk and are having a hard time keeping a straight face, here's what you do. Just bite your bottom lip, let, out a sultry moan, do a hair flip and throw your head back so that the customer can't see your face while you practice letting off some free style dirty talk! When you look back down, note the customers reaction and if it's one of reaching into his wallet, commit that one to memory and if your customer's mouth has suddenly dropped open (and not in the good way) then very quickly say "I meant ______" and fill in the blank with one of your previously memorized stock porn dirty talk! This way you can practice your free style dirty talk so that you become proficient and learn what works and what doesn't without scarring off your customers with threats of spit covered nipple butts!
"...I never know what to tell important people. “I really like your work” would have been a waste of time for the both of us."
I think 'I like your work' is a very appropriate thing for you to say. It's an honest, heartfelt expression of appreciation! It's the 'good question and introducing yourself' that would have most likely came off as a cheesy, self serving waste of time. Seriously, as a beautiful and talented stripper (arguably, the most 'important' person in the room), doesn't it make you feel good to hear a random, unknown patron honestly smile and say 'i really liked your show' and doesn't it creep you out a bit (even though part of the job) to have a stranger chat you up?
I am reminded of an interview I once read with Geddy Lee and Alex Lifeson of the iconic rock band Rush (artists of Bradburian stature and then some). They were asked how they felt about fan adoration. They replied that while the lyrics to one of their more popular songs goes 'I can't pretend a stranger is a long awaited friend' that none the less they are always flattered and appreciative when fans express how much they love their music. It's when fans cross that boundary of appreciation and go into the realm of personal conversation that they become uncomfortable.
At the end of the day, "important" people are just people after all. I believe it would have made Ray's day a little brighter to have heard a pretty young lady say that you liked his work! That makes normal people feel good. Even the 'important' ones!
Ephemeral Joy. Way to go aardvark you very nicely summed up that wonderfully written blog! I vote to change the title to Ephemeral Joy!
Woo Hoo! The masses have spoken (well 2 masses anyway, lol) Let the reign of sweet and nice strippers begin!!!! I think this new fantasy club should be called Pink Kitty! (I just know some sorry bastard will steal my club idea and I'm gonna be pissed later lol)
It's managements fault! They must change their current business model and remove the bad apples from the barrel! You will never see an end to pushy, aggressive, deal cutting and back stabbing strippers as long as management believes these tactics are the best way to make money and allows it to go on. A club where ALL the girls are easy going, nice and maybe even played a little hard to get would be more profitable than the current business model of aggressively trying to nag the cash out of the customer! Management does little or nothing to curtail this behavior or even worse, encourages it. Thus, most clubs are a room full of greedy, pushy, grabastic strippers! How much fun is that for a customer? So what's the solution? I say first management must change their mood of thinking and embrace the old saying that you get more flies with honey than vinegar and second take the bad apples out of the barrel! If a girl is being too pushy or cutting deals on lap dance prices then give her the boot! The other girls then won't feel the stress of dirty, aggressive competition. They can feel comfortable being nicer and less pushy! The customers will be happier, patroning more often, and spending more money. In turn, management and the strippers will see profit increase.
Chileno nilsgol's comment is off base as the article was about prostitutes and not strippers but I don't think strippers really care if a guy is in a strip club just to have a few drinks and watch the stage show without getting a lap dance - management on the other hand probally doesn't want this type of customer! But what I found really amusing was his comment "...especially in this city where getting all that stuff (and more) for free is so easy! " Opportunity to 'hookup' abounds in Las Vegas but I still see lots and lots of men (and not bad looking one's) bitching at the cab stands after a night out about how they failed to score! I don't think Las Vegas women (locals or tourists) are as easy as Chileno claims! If you tally up the time, effort and drinks he puts into one of his 'easy' scores, I'd wager he'd come out cheaper and happier by hiring a prostitute!
What a ding dong! OK guys, here are the simple rules your dad should have told you about for successful (successful being defined as 'not getting caught') cheating:
1) NEVER allow ANY proof you cheated to get out EVER! i.e. like telling someone you cheated;
2) NEVER admit you cheated! (yes, this is a subset of Rule 1 but it is important enough to merit reiteration as Rule 2) When asked, say- "No dear! I never fuc&ed __fill in the blank__";
3) ALWAYS stick to your story (make it simple and as close to the truth as possible - a good lawyer um, I mean liar always does this), and
4) If you break the rules and are faced with a situation like this ding dong, then - ALWAYS Deny and make Counter Accusations of a much worse nature!