Like I said before - you have the best life!

Hi! Really enjoyed your article. Congratulations on making the front cover! Forget the law degree this is your calling. (Don't tell your dad I said this).
Two questions:
Who is Pattinson? and
How did you know it was a woman knocking on the door?
Also, I love the fact that you are an unapologetic Capitalist!
Looking forward to what your next article will be. Did I ever tell you - you have the best life! Take care.