Comments by user: Sandy
ok, i needed to face my fear. got through the article. i'm one of those people with coulrophobia. although i understand the good intentions of clowns i just can't get past the palpatations, knee knocking and the shortness of breathes i experience seeing them. so glad i'm going to vac show in march instead of being there this past week! i would have freaked. - Sandy
The crystal ball on Gabriele ledge would be better at predicting or connecting with what may or may not have passed! I'm glad you had some sympathy for the little lady!
Priceless is what I'd consider the experience to be. But, of course, I'm sure that wouldn't surprise most people who know me. Are the MGM lions next ?
Next time an "out of order" sign might work better! No one I know comes close to a bathroom with that posted on the door!
You know, I think of you when I watch Jay Leno - Turn your articles into videos - they'd be humerous if not more comical than some of the ones they run that the interns or visiting comics do!
Keep keeping us wanting more - can't wait for the next article. (way more interesting and entertaining than the symposium stuff i'm engrossed in at the moment)
Sandy
WHAT'S NOT IN YOUR JEANS-Every day pop-up ads cross our screen that promise us wrinkle-free faces, plumper lips and cellulite-free thighs. We open our mail to find coupons for liposuction, tummy tucks and firmer breasts from doctors that promise us unbelievable results. We flip through magazine ads for clothing that will transform our bodies into more attractive, seductive pieces of flesh. Each time we channel surf we come across infomercials that hypnotize us into believing all the devices for sale will answer all of our prayers in finding a way to be thinner, more attractive, more fertile, according to your article. Deception. Hair, nails, make-up, boobs, bras, panties, and/or even teeth can be classified as objects of deception. However, deception isn't always deceptive if it's used in the proper manner. Enhance, not mask. Enhancement is good, masking is bad.
What's deceptive is a SOCK stuffed into a man's underwear which, when discovered, totally drains any sort of attraction, relative to sex or fertility, right out of us. Sure there's Viagra and Enhance and those tricky little ring/cuff things that promise longer, stronger lasting sensual moments, but, again, very deceptive. Us girls are in the same boat as you guys. What is real? With respect to us girls wanting to find someone honest who doesn't resort to psychological mind games to just get laid, we might as well just give up. We shouldn't waste our time. It's never gonna happen! We who have read your article aren't exactly what you call professionals. Some of us have degrees and some of us don't. However, we all are intuitive and can see through the bull. There are times of the month that we may slip into a more sensitive, more needy mode but we come to our senses and realize that honest men don't really exist. Don't get us wrong, we enjoy men and what's in their "genes", but we know what men are all about"just getting a piece of ass. Cavemen hunted and brought their mate a prize piece of meat (no pun intended) to copulate. Men these days often bribe their women with other sorts of luxuries just to get a little. Dinner, drinks, movies, jewelry"anything that will lead to a big thank you. Dah, we know it. It's a process. As you mentioned, McDonald's commercials just capitalize on your innate preferences. The dinners, drinks and presents are pretty enticing and, actually, somewhat appreciated. Face it, men's intellect will never catch up to our breasts-we searched our memories for a man that has overall genetically matured and we can't come up with even one! We have nothing substantial to verify our findings but our own experiences and, collectively, we have had many experiences. We agree, no matter how we, both male and female, present our exterior, we are who we are. Women and men. We are both deceitful in many respects. Oxama--sorry"yes"all those men say the things they say because they want to get into your pants. Get yourself a neutered dog if you want a loyal mate.
vaguely reminds me of a Larry David episode - when to, how much to and if you're with another couple or so, do you match tips - also reminds me of parenthood - reap the rewards or suffer the consequences of your actions. however, regardless, i tip. i wouldn't want to not be paid on a day i was "less productive" at my job :O)