Personally, I'll stick to Colin Farrell!

Gabriel Byrne is a large tortilla stuffed with sausage, ham, bacon, scrambled eggs and cheddar cheese.

Now, I can appreciate Gabriel the actor. But personally I don't appreciate that many types of pig in one breakfast item.

Thanks for pointing this out to us, lasvegasloopy. The link has been fixed in the story.

The e-mails you get *way* worse if you add a photo. I created a fake profile on the site about two years ago for a story I wrote on the Web site. I wasn't getting very good responses from just the text profile, so I put a photo up (you couldn't see my face, hah). I started to get a LOT more, "I'm going to be in Vegas this weekend only, get back to me ASAP." I received a "I need a girl who can meet with me once a week on Sunday mornings. It's the only time I have away from my wife." It was the most disturbing thing.

Of course, I interviewed a girl who'd had a successful arrangement made. She seemed really happy, and she wore jewelry a lot better than mine. So, maybe there's potential. I have a feeling it's few and far between, though.

Matt, they did!