User profile: derekwashington
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I'm at a loss as to when Las Vegas became the set for "Harper Valley PTA 2010"?
I am still perplexed as to why the "Stripper Mobile" had to stop cruising The Strip. That Brilliant little bit 'O marketing was supposedly shut down because the girls weren't secured. So, please explain to me why I can look out my window every single day and see a Rod Stewart impersonator running back and forth on the top of a "topless" bus doing a positively hurtful version of "Tonight's The Night"?
My God, in an accident they would be cleaning up spray tan and gel for days!
Now, women aren't supposed to slither down a pole during their bacholerette party? Hmph, they may as well celebrate at the Stuckies in their home town.
This is Vegas people! Bring back the SIN!
Derek Washington
"Well this is just a little Peyton Place and you're all Harper Valley hypocrites" Jeannie C. Riley
Nice job. And a TOTAL contrast to a certain professional fussbudget in your same publication.
You, along with millions of others actually don't mind, in fact, embrace being who we are.
Just like all families, we have the uncle who waters the lawn in his speedo, the feminist cousin who rails against meat at Thanksgiving, the mom who gets the PTA to do something about fatty snacks at school and the do gooder brother who serves his country in Iraq. We ARE just like everyone else, yet, we actually get a kick out of our cast of characters.
Fussy, on the other hand, champions state officials who strong arm Gays in the backroom to appear "normal" so that they can have they're own DP ceremonies done in "good taste". He thrills that he lives in the right area code and waves the Rainbow Flag only when it's handy to wipe the smile off the local Gay communities face.
Thanks and Happy Pride!
A quote from the devoon Julia Sugarbaker:
"In the South, we don't hide our crazy people up in the attic. We put 'em right out on the front porch for everyone to see."