It says you filed this Thursday at midnight. Was that Thurs. night or Sat. morning?

Since when is combining quotes from Mayor Goodman with the last meeting of MADD considered journalism. Sure it is popular to burn a drunk driver at the stake but at .08 are we really impaired or are we just slaves to the Conservatives who would like to force their Puritan values on the masses? Is it possible that there is a certain element in the population that can maintain a level head after consuming more than one drink? I think we should lop off the index fingers of the hunt and peck hacks that type this kind of drivel.