On behalf of Canadians I apologize your only experience with our country was in Calgary

If you like strip club rules that are a little grimier - check out moncton, where they actually have "bed dances"

Rules vary all over the country but aside from them Calgary in general can be fun to party in sometimes, but is about as classy and styleish as a half drank Bud light with a cigarette butt floating in it, for a better metropolitan Canadian experience come over to Vancouver for a visit or check out Toronto.