Oh, no, I know exactly the look you're going for, I just don't think you're all the way there yet. You want the I-just-got-off-work-and-loosened-up-my-tie-a-little-to-be-more-casual look. But the problem is that outfit doesn't look like something someone would wear to work -- the shirt has zippers on it... and it isn't a shirt that you would wear with a double Windsor giant knotted cream silk tie, a thick cotton vest and chinos. So it doesn't look really look like you just got off work, it looks like you're trying to look like you just got off work, but doing it wrong because that's not really office/business wear.

Google "four in hand knot." Not only is it the easiest knot, it's small and modern. And then never buy a tie thats widest point of the blade is more than 2.75 inches =) Then you'll be in business!

I don't understand the "progression" of the night based on different colored pictures? Is this symbolism? Does it mean you were getting drunk? Does it mean you have a crappy camera?

Also... the tie... sorry, this requires intervention. A GIGANTIC double Windsor "casually undone?" That's not what that knot is for... and it looks ridiculous. Plus you might want to get a slimmer tie; it shouldn't look like you're wearing a place mat.

No, I meant the red topped plastic container on the left side of the picture that's in with the chicken. What is that?

1) The ingredients listings is clearly on the honey mustard package, so if you read it you'd see "mustard seeds" are listed...

2) I like how your second immediate instinct to explain getting three of each sauce is that the drive through guy is hitting on you.

3) What is that red Tupperware looking container? (I don't go to KFC, so I could just be clueless as to how they package their foods...)

Dear Laxy,

Stop wasting editor's time. Thanks!

Sincerely,
The World